Pathan went to meet a friend on eid day.

Freind: Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan: Sath wale ground main,

Ajeeb namaz thi,

na sajda,

na rukoo,

aur to aur.............................

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Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Friend: Oye pagal, wo to Janaza tha kisi ka.